Food blessing

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Food blessing

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:40 am

A Woman Invited Some People To Dinner

At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear mummy say," the woman answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord,
Spoiler:
why the heck did I invite all these people to dinner?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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