Mistress

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Mistress

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:55 am

My mate and I were talking about my long term mistress earlier:

"I like her a lot more than my wife" I said.

"Really?" he asked.

"Yeah" I replied,
Spoiler:
"my wife can't stand her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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