A few nights away
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:17 amI phoned my wife today and said, "Pack a bag dear, I've booked us into a hotel for a few nights."
"Ooh, why's that?" she asked.
I said, "Well I've been playing poker all day, haven't I!"
"Really?" she asked again in excitement, "How much have you won?"
"Nothing," I replied.
"Ooh, why's that?" she asked.
I said, "Well I've been playing poker all day, haven't I!"
"Really?" she asked again in excitement, "How much have you won?"
"Nothing," I replied.
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