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Dead Rooster (bit ripe)

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:55 am
by rebbonk
A chap accidentally ran over a rooster on a country road late one night.

He felt bad, so he went up to the nearby house, knocks on the door and says to the old farmer: "Sir, I just ran over your Rooster, and I'd like to replace it."

The old farmer shrugs and replies:
Spoiler:
"Be my guest. The hens are out back."