Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship.

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Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship.

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:49 am

Paddy says to Murphy: "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight, Murphy."

Murphy says to Paddy: "Everybody will be watching the band."

Paddy says to Murphy: "But there isn't a band playing tonight, Murphy."

Murphy says to Paddy:
Spoiler:
"But I definitely heard somebody say a band on ship."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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