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Dinner for two

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:52 am
by rebbonk
Bob and Dave are in the pub after work on Friday.

"I have to go into town," says Dave. "I'm making the last preparations for a romantic dinner for two."

"What do you need?" says Bob. "Champagne and candles?"

"Nah," says Dave.
Spoiler:
"A woman."