Wedding anniversary
"Where the heck are you?" My wife screamed down the phone at me, "You were supposed to be here an hour ago."
"I'm not going to make it", I replied, "Something came up."
"What the hell could come up that would make you choose to miss our wedding anniversary meal?" She asked, sobbing down the phone.
"I'm not going to make it", I replied, "Something came up."
"What the hell could come up that would make you choose to miss our wedding anniversary meal?" She asked, sobbing down the phone.
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