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I'll never be unfaithful...

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:30 am
by rebbonk
I'll never be unfaithful to my wife.

Spoiler:
I love the house too much!


(Bob Monkhouse)

Re: I'll never be unfaithful...

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:21 pm
by dutchman
Also from Bob Monkhouse:

When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep the way my father did...

Spoiler:
...not screaming and terrified like his passengers.

Re: I'll never be unfaithful...

Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:09 am
by rebbonk
:funny:

That one is an all time classic. :)