"I'm apparently dead!"

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"I'm apparently dead!"

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:19 pm

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney.
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