"Losing my looks!"
I arrived home from work earlier to find my wife crying in front of the mirror.
"Oh Dave" she sobbed, "I'm losing my looks."
I said "Don't be so silly."
"You're just saying that" she whimpered. "Do you really mean it?"
"Of course I do" I replied.
"Oh Dave" she sobbed, "I'm losing my looks."
I said "Don't be so silly."
"You're just saying that" she whimpered. "Do you really mean it?"
"Of course I do" I replied.
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