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Kippers

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:21 am
by rebbonk
I’ll have a pair of kippers,' said Murphy to the fishmonger.

'I'm sorry. We haven't got a pair left'.

'That's all right,' said Murphy.
Spoiler:
'Give me two odd ones, the wife won't know the difference!'