Football or sex?

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Football or sex?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:17 am

A man is watching football on TV and flicks through the other channels at half-time and finds a porn film with a couple enjoying really good sex.

He says to his wife, "I don't know whether to watch this or the game"

She says " For god's sake watch this..........
Spoiler:
you already know how to play football"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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