Racetrack luck

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Racetrack luck

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:03 am

Two men at a racetrack were discussing their luck.

“An amazing thing happened to me last time I was here,” said the first man. “It was the 4th day of the month, and it was the day of my son’s 4th birthday. The address of our house is 44, and I arrived at the track at 4:44 p.m.”

“I bet you put money on the 4th horse on the card,” said the second man.

“Yes, I did,” said the first man.

“And it won?”

Spoiler:
“No, it came in 4th!”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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