Upset witness

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Upset witness

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:59 am

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS:
Spoiler:
My name is Susan!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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