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Teacher's pet

PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:26 am
by rebbonk
The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"

Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!"

The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"

And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!"

And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?"

And Little Johnny replied,
Spoiler:
" homework and tests!"