We broke up
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:26 amI broke up with my girlfriend last night using the classic line, "It's not you, it's me."
"You're just saying that to make me feel better," she sobbed.
"No, it is me," I replied.
"You're just saying that to make me feel better," she sobbed.
"No, it is me," I replied.
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