Speeding

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Speeding

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:55 am

A woman was driving down the motorway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed.

When she looked back again, there were two motorcycles following her.

She shot up to 90 miles. The next time she looked around, there were three cops following her.

Suddenly, she spotted a petrol station looming ahead.

She screeched to a stop and ran into the ladies’ room.

Ten minutes later, she innocently walked out.

The three cops were standing there waiting for her.

Then, without batting an eye, she said coyly,
Spoiler:
“I’ll bet none of you thought I would make it.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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