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Lottery ticket

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:17 am
by rebbonk
"What would you give me if I bought you a winning £10 million lottery ticket for your birthday?" I asked the lads at work today.

"2 million" said Arthur, the Christian.

"A million" said Sunil, the Hindu.

"I'd give you half the money," said Isaac, the Jew.

"Really?" I asked, surprised.

"Yes," he replied
Spoiler:
"a ticket's a pound so I'd give you 50p."