Nail biter

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Nail biter

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:55 am

One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her nervous husband, Bill, of his habit of biting his nails.

"Good gracious," said Hilda, "How did you do that?"

"It was really simple," was Lena's reply.
Spoiler:
"I just hid his false teeth."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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