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Home at last

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:55 am
by rebbonk
The ship has finally docked at Portsmouth and the entire crew rushes to get off, except Bob, who just stands at the railing calmly smoking a cigarette.

"You must be the only one who doesn't have a wife to go home to," says the captain.

"Oh no," says Bob.
Spoiler:
"I'm the only one who does."