He said, she said...

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He said, she said...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:01 am

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . .
Spoiler:
You wear pants don't you?


He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . .
Spoiler:
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said . . .
Spoiler:
Well, you succeeded!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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