Priest's talk

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Priest's talk

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:35 am

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven.

At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven, Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa.

"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.

Spoiler:
"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests

  • Ads