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Little Johnny

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:28 am
by rebbonk
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully.

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.

If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because ...
Spoiler:
I've already got a :censored: cat !

Re: Little Johnny

PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:51 pm
by dutchman
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