I feel so guilty

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I feel so guilty

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:26 am

"Father Michael!" I shouted to the elderly priest, "Father Michael! It's good to see you again."

"Hello Brian," he responded by taking my outstretched hand. "It's been a long time. I'm surprised you seem so pleased to see me... You know, after what happened the last time we were together."

I sensed his apprehension. "It's ok Father.. I don't blame you for what happened."

"I wish I could feel the same," he said quietly. "I should have known better. I'm really sorry if it's any consolation. I ask God for forgiveness every single night."

"Seriously Father.. It wasn't your fault."

"It's nice of you to say so Brian, but I still feel terribly guilty."

"Don't," I replied,
Spoiler:
"I was the silly sod who asked her to marry me."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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