Curse

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Curse

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:49 am

"I was coming home with the shopping before and a gypsy woman grabbed me in the street." I told my wife, panicking.

"She gave you some creepy bull :censored: and you believed it?" she said.

"No, I told her to :censored: off, but as I walked away she put a curse on me."

"And you took it seriously?" she laughed.

"Not until I was nearly home
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and my Bag For Life burst."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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