A bloke from Doncaster...

A bloke from Doncaster wakes up with a sore rectum.
He goes to the shop and says to the shopkeeper, 'Nah then,does tha' sell A*se cream?'
The shopkeeper replies, 'Aye,lad,we do.
He goes to the shop and says to the shopkeeper, 'Nah then,does tha' sell A*se cream?'
The shopkeeper replies, 'Aye,lad,we do.
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