New wardrobe

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New wardrobe

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:12 am

I said to my wife "if you lose two stone by Christmas I will buy you a whole new wardrobe".

She weighed herself today and sure enough she had lost the weight, then immediately suggested "can we go shopping now?"

"OK" I said,
Spoiler:
"Ikea or Homebase?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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