Winning the lottery?

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Winning the lottery?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:07 am

I said to my wife, "If you won the lottery, would you leave me?"

She said, "Probably. Why?"

"No reason," I replied.
Spoiler:
"Here's a quid, go and get yourself a Lucky Dip."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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