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Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:59 am

I got a phone call today; the caller said, "Hi, I understand from your ad that you are selling a Python, is it big?"

"Sure is," I replied.

"Great!" he said with huge enthusiasm, "how many feet?"

Spoiler:
"None," I replied, "it's a snake."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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