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If...

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:51 am

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

If you can overlook when people take things out on you,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can do all these things,

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You are probably the family dog.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: If...

Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:46 pm

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