Lonely hearts ad
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:51 amI phoned up my local newspaper today to place a lonely heart ad.
When the guy answered he said, "What would you like me to print as your ad?"
I said, "Short chubby guy seeks, tall, blonde, large breasted females strictly for sex. No strings attached."
"I doubt that you're going to get many replies from that," the guy laughed.
"You're right," I replied.
When the guy answered he said, "What would you like me to print as your ad?"
I said, "Short chubby guy seeks, tall, blonde, large breasted females strictly for sex. No strings attached."
"I doubt that you're going to get many replies from that," the guy laughed.
"You're right," I replied.
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