Blonde date

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Blonde date

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:07 am

I went on a date with a blonde woman last night.

"Do you have any kids?" she asked.

"Yes," I replied, "I have one child that's under two."

She said, "Look Dave, I might be blonde,
Spoiler:
but I know how many one is."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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