Deathbed

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Deathbed

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:43 am

This priest was with a dying man, the priest whispering firmly, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!"

The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order, Still the man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said,
Spoiler:
"Until I know for sure where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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