Irish mate
I woke up this morning and saw my Irish mate laying on my doorstep soaking wet and shivering.
"What the hell are you doing?" I asked.
"I locked myself out of my flat last night so I slept here." he replied.
"You silly sod," I said, "Why didn't you just knock?"
"Because nobody would've answered,
"What the hell are you doing?" I asked.
"I locked myself out of my flat last night so I slept here." he replied.
"You silly sod," I said, "Why didn't you just knock?"
"Because nobody would've answered,
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