Embarrassed (Bit rude)

[rebbonk]

Embarrassed, I reluctantly visited the doctor when I couldn't budge the large carrot jammed tightly up my bottom.

"Oh dear," he smirked. "Been exploring our latent homosexual desires, have we?"

"No," I said.

Spoiler:

"Today was my first day as a door-to-door vegetable salesman in Glasgow."