Teen Busker

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Teen Busker

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:18 am

Yesterday, as I walked through Cathedral Lanes Shopping Centre, I heard and saw a teenage girl busking.

She had a wonderful voice and an even better set of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.

"Any requests she shouted to the crowd ? "

"Your Thong" I replied back with a wink.

Everyone gasped in horror and the girl slapped me round the face.

Spoiler:
It's not my fault that I'm a keen Elton John fan that had just come from the Dentist!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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