Funeral

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Funeral

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:44 am

I was knelt praying in church today, when the vicar walked up to me.

I said, "I'm here for my wife's funeral, but I'm a bit early."

He said, "What time is the funeral?"

I said, "I don't know,
Spoiler:
she's not dead yet, that's why I was praying."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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