I was drunk...

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I was drunk...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:33 am

I came home from the pub really drunk last night.

As I staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa my wife looked at me and said, "Can't you just go out and have a couple of drinks?"

"Of course I can," I replied,
Spoiler:
"Just let me get my coat."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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