Paddy has died

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Paddy has died

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:56 am

Paddy opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

He quickly phoned his best friend Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Paddy. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney.
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Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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