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Wife

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:12 am
by rebbonk
My wife came out of the shower the other night and stood in front of the bedroom mirror.

She let out a large sigh, and said, " God look at me. I've put on 15lbs, I've got several crowns, my hair is going grey and my boobs and bum are starting to sag. Can you pay me a compliment to make me feel better Love?"

I replied,
Spoiler:
" Your eyesight is still pretty good."