She let out a large sigh, and said, " God look at me. I've put on 15lbs, I've got several crowns, my hair is going grey and my boobs and bum are starting to sag. Can you pay me a compliment to make me feel better Love?"
I replied,
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by rebbonk » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:12 am
My wife came out of the shower the other night and stood in front of the bedroom mirror.
She let out a large sigh, and said, " God look at me. I've put on 15lbs, I've got several crowns, my hair is going grey and my boobs and bum are starting to sag. Can you pay me a compliment to make me feel better Love?"
I replied,
She let out a large sigh, and said, " God look at me. I've put on 15lbs, I've got several crowns, my hair is going grey and my boobs and bum are starting to sag. Can you pay me a compliment to make me feel better Love?"
I replied,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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