Yorkshire speak....3

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then, lad, does tha sell a*se cream?"
Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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