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Can't make it in today

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:55 am
by rebbonk
I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today."

"Why not?" he asked.

I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform."

"That's no excuse," he shouted.

I said, "I know,
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but try telling her that."