Organic veg'

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Organic veg'

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:37 am

A wife goes to the local market to buy some organic vegetables for her husband.

She comes back rather upset.

When her husband asked her what was wrong, she said, "I don't think I like that stall holder."

I went and looked around for organic vegetables and I couldn't find any. So I asked him, "Where are the organic Vegetables?"

He didn't know what I was talking about so I said, "These vegetables are for my husband. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"

And he said, "No, ma'am.
Spoiler:
You'll have to do that yourself."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Organic veg'

Postby Spuffler » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:58 pm

Miaow!!!
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