Mother in law
"Don't forget it's my mother's big party on Saturday?" said the wife.
"Oh, I'm sorry, but my boss won't let me have the time off now," I replied.
"But you're self employed!"
"I know,
"Oh, I'm sorry, but my boss won't let me have the time off now," I replied.
"But you're self employed!"
"I know,
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