Just one number

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Just one number

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:41 am

As I was watching the numbers coming out, I glanced down at my ticket.

"I'm only waiting for one number." I said to the lady who I'd been sat next to all afternoon, "I need number eighty five."

Suddenly there it was, number eighty five.

I immediately jumped up and screamed, "That's me, that's me!"

As I celebrated by doing the running man dance, the manager came over and said, "Sir,
Spoiler:
can you please collect your item and leave this Argos store."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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