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Walking on water

Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:42 am

Jesus is speaking to his followers, "Behold! I shall perform the miracle of walking on water!"

So, to the astonishment of the crowd, he confidently strides across the lake and stands in the middle with his arms held out in triumph. Then suddenly, the water disappears and he falls 20 feet to land head-first in the mud.

Coughing and spluttering, he pulls his head out and shouts,

Spoiler:
"Moses! You :censored: !"
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