Marriage

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Marriage

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:31 am

I was at lunch yesterday with a group of married friends and one lone bachelor.

I asked him if he felt left out and would also like to be married.

He replied that having been married and divorced three times he had learnt his lesson.

He says that everything is fantastic when you first get married because you marry a nymphomaniac then after three months the nymph flies out the window
Spoiler:
and you are left with the maniac.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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