Greggs Pasty

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Greggs Pasty

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:09 am

I walked into Greggs and said to the cashier, "I've just bought a pasty from you, I took one bite and 2 teeth fell out."

"Maybe you bit down too hard?" she replied.

Spoiler:
"They're not my teeth."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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