”Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"Yes, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
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Burglar
by rebbonk » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:07 am
"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
”Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"Yes, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
”Did he get anything." his mates asked.
"Yes, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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